Things That Are Dumber Than the BCS

It’s no secret that I am not a fan of the corrupt cartel known as the Bowl Championship Series. It’s highly ironic that an organization responsible for educating our young men and women looks at outsourcing their postseason as a smart decision. Don’t they have one math major in the NCAA? Don’t they know that switching to a college football playoff = more money for them to keep and an actual crowned champion instead of a fake one that hoists that stupid crystal football? Have they learned nothing from the greatness that is March Madness?

There are millions of great articles every year about the NEED, nay the RIGHT of every American to expect a playoff instead of this hokum. Like this one. But it’s promptly ignored so the apologists can tell us how great it is that we get something called the AdvoCare 100 Bowl instead.

Still upset he got beat by Utah last year.

Here are some things even dumber than this wonderful system we are stuck with for at least the next five years.

  • Jon Gosselin
  • A hot sauce enema
  • Cancer
  • the Pontiac Aztek
  • Baywatch Nights
  • The McRib
  • Tap dancing
  • Synchronized swimming
  • Organic Pop-tarts
  • Baseball
  • Nick Saban
  • The entire Kardashian family
  • Pluto
  • Nicolas Cage’s hairpieces
  • The New York Yankees
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