Posted in August 2009

I’m Pretty Sure Prince is an Alien

My friend was proposing this theory recently, and I have to say that I wholeheartedly agree. Prince HAS to be an alien. Mostly for the following well thought out reasons: Have you ever seen any childhood pictures of Prince? Yeah me either. Because they don’t exist!!!! One of the first known photos of Prince. Notice … Continue reading

Proof There is a God–Paula Leaves Idol

Unbelievable! Ms. Crazy Face Johnson, Paula Abdul has decided to leave American Idol! Walking away from an 8-figure deal, an almost 30% increase over the ridiculous amounts of cash she was making this year, and one of the most popular shows EVAR takes an enormous amount of cojones. Or an incredible backup plan. Of which, … Continue reading