Viva l’America

What to do when you’re playing in the World Cup and your country and team has saddled you with one of the most atrocious uniforms known to man? A uniform that makes you look like you’re either going scuba diving, or serving me a brioche on a cruise ship?

Accessorize that ugly thing with a pink sports bra underneath of course. And make sure it matches the headband.

Alex Morgan, you are my new favorite player in the Women’s World Cup.

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